To Assemblywoman Celeste Riley, who demonstrates in a widely-distributed press release that she has perfected the art of paradox:

Voting for the new cap was the right thing to do…One of New Jersey’s best-selling points is its strong public school system. Our students and teachers are the envy of many other states. And we need to make sure it stays that way by retaining quality teachers with competitive salaries, benefits and a fully funded pension system.

*Award from NJ Left Behind in honor of Mr. Glenn Beck of Fox News whom Jon Stewart describes as “a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking.”