Sunday Leftovers
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While my husband and I were waiting for “Portlandia” to queue up on the roku last night, I happened to click on a link from my twitter feed that fed to a new anti-PARCC video on the standardized tests that some NJ schoolchildren were supposed to take today. Suddenly my droid was filled with head-shots of parents uttering apocalyptic fears for their children’s self –esteem (“he is deflated and defeated!”) and articulating the fear induced by the “ambush” of PARCC. “This is dangerous for all our children,” a sonorous father intoned, while a mother barked indignantly, “I am not a dollar sign!”
Moment of confusion: was this a “Portlandia” take-off? Or had I inadvertently switched channels to Jon Stewart?
Nope –turns off the video was for REAL, produced and funded by Save our Schools NJ and United Opt-Out, featuring parents from Montclair, one of N.J.’s cushy suburbs.
Hubby went to bed and I watched (okay: true confessions) my favorite show, “The Walking Dead.” After the required ritualized scene of Rick and his bedraggled comrades decapitating zombies, a commercial came on that is part of NJEA’s anti-PARCC campaign (funded by its SuperPAC ), featuring more parents yearning for the days before standardized tests (that would be about forty years ago) or, more specifically, before PARCC (which their children haven’t actually taken yet): “school is a fiasco for my seven-year old,” said one parent, because this new tests is “sucking all the soul out of learning.”
So Walking Dead! But, true to the classic narrative arc of tragedy, deus ex machine descended in the form of delayed openings for schools because of icy roads, at least in Central Jersey, and PARCC tests will be postponed til tomorrow morning. One more day to save your child’s self-esteem from the End of Days when they’ll sit for 45 minutes before that soul-sapping computer screen! One more day to fend off the apocalypse when your child will take a test that is aligned with standards that were implemented in schools five years ago!
Of course, these surreal ads have nothing to do with N.J.’s new tenure reform law, endorsed by NJEA in our pre-Armageddon days but never by SOS-NJ, that ties as much as 10% of student growth on PARCC tests to teacher evaluations. Yet here we are, Terminus behind the gates, our wee ones pursued by esteem-sucking zombies while desperate parents plea for salvation and dystopia beckons. Rick! Save us!
4 Comments
Sorry, Laura, but Save Our Schools NJ did not fund Michael Elliot's film.
Michael funded his film. He made the movie because he believes in the cause, not to make money.
And your offensive statements about “Montclair parents” are equally wrong. Michael's very powerful movie featured parents from all over New Jersey.
Furthermore, not all Montclair families are wealthy.
It is unfortunately that you do so much categorizing and dismissing of people.
It is even more unfortunate that you routinely lie and write nonsense like this.
40years ago? Last I checked grade range testing, which is whatmost parents support,was in 2005. Take a look at this chart showing the drastic and expensive increase in testing. Then take the last year and double it and add 2 more years onto that. ENOUGH!
http://www.nj.gov/education/studycommission/minutes/112414AssessmentsChart.pdf
I suggest you take some of the practice tests yourself and post your scores. I've taken lots of standardized tests and done well on them. This test is not a good test. I'm all for improving standards, but these tests will do nothing for our students and everything for the bottom line of the testing company.
Parcc practice tests
[…] PARCC tests was greeted with a fireball of resentment from anti-accountability groups that hurled anti-PARCC and pro-opt-out billboards and TV commercials, all funded by teacher dues. (You can stick a fork in the NJ opt-out movement: it’s done. NJ kids […]